Please, let me fuck your mom
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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