just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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