dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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