There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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