The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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