everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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