I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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