is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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