I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
