I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.