Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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