Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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