Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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