When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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