I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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