Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
