mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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