I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
