He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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