dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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