And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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