He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i will never coherently bang her
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Will exercising make me less horny?
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