it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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