What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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