I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
we should paint friendship bongs
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