I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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