He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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