Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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