Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize
