Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
where does the pee come out of this thing
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It's rum buckets o'clock
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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