Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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