maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
