Don't you send me to vm
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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