just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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