mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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