I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO