I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I would ride that face into the sunset