I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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