he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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