Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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