Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
