doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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