what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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