Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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