$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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