Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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