There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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