i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
