Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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