So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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