I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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