Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They have beer where we have blood.
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