Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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