whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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